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September/October 2014 Update

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Texas Update

September/October 2014 Edition

Forum

Registered Members: 1,279

Posts: 72,937

Region

Statistics

Nations: 156

Regional Population: 1.544176 trillion

Average Population: 9.898 billion

WA Members: 41

Delegate: NewTexas

Endorsements: 34

Days: 3699 days consecutive [4291 days total]

Regional Happenings

Dead Nations [september, 2014]: 12

Dead Nations [October, 2014]: 15

Arriving Nations [september, 2014]: 22

Arriving Nations [October, 2014]: 13

Bootings [september, 2014]: 1

Bootings [October, 2014]: 0

General Assembly

September, 2014

Individual Working Freedoms: For

Debris Prevention: Against

Nuclear Arms Protocol: Against

Repeal "The Landmine Convention": For

October, 2014

Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms": For

Repeal "The General Patent Charter": For

Rules of Surrender: For

Security Council

September, 2014

Commend Improving Wordiness: For

Liberate The Black Riders: Against

Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven": Against

Liberate Versutian Federation: Against

October, 2014

Condemn North Korea: Against

Liberate The International Communist Union: For

Repeal "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II": For

Repeal "Condemn North Korea": For

Condemn Vandoosa: Against

Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan": For

Repeal "Liberate The International Communist Union: For

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The Texas Government

The Governor of Texas: The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas

The Lieutenant Governor of Texas: The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins

The Secretary of Defense of Texas: The Federation of Amandil

The Secretary of State of Texas: The Holy Empire of Richard

The Secretary of World Assembly Affairs of Texas: The No Man's Land of No TV and No Beer

News

Texas survived yet another Zombie Apocalypse with Zero Percent Infection levels. While we did not do as well this year as we did last, Texas numbers were still respectable. The only reason we did not place higher was due to the fact that those above us simply had more nations and thereby a greater population. The Texas Immigration Commission is taking steps to assure that will not be an issue in the future.

Additionally, Texas sent 11 teams to The Islanders Beach Championship in 10000 Islands! Stay tuned next newsletter to see how they did or head on over to the Games right now to see how they are doing. Events are in progress as of the date of this Newsletter.

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Author: Studly Penguins

Major Contributor: Pharaoh Richard

Editor: Big Tex

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