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Thembria SSR

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I did this to GRO! Curious what other stuff will be done to other peoples nations...

The Celestial Realm of Goddess Relief Office is a gargantuan, puffy cute nation, ruled by Belldandy-sama with a fair hand, and renowned for its really boring desk jobs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 16.842 billion fluffy angels live in a state of perpetual fear, as a shortage of pens has lead to violent fights between citizens who need pens for paperwork.

The large, liberal government is mainly concerned with Commerce, although Education and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekomi City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Gambling.

Drunk drivers get yelled at by their supervisors for being late to work, the police strictly enforce silly hats for tourists, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like South Titania, and the government trades nuclear weapons to Thembria SSR to avoid having wings nibbled. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling do to severe lack of pens to write tickets with. Goddess Relief Office's national animal is the chibi Thembria, which now nibbles on Yggdrasil leaves due to widespread deforestation in homeland, its national religion is Love, and its currency is the hugs.

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]The GRO Wing Nibbler of Thembria SSR is a massive(totally not chibi at all), feather leaden fast food restaurant, ruled by wannabe Demon God Ifurita with an PAZERFAUST!, and notable for its ability to ruin everyone's day. The compassionate, cynical(lol wut? that's literally what it said) population of 1.213 billion Wing Nibblers are kept under strict control by threats of having their house burned down, which measures its success by the nation's cuteness and refers to individual citizens as "avian forelimb connoisseurs."

It is difficult to tell where the lazy, right wing crazy, left wing crazy government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of lice farming, fire bending, and trying to rule Yggdrasil. It meets every once in a while to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskau. The average income tax rate is OVER NINE THOUSAND!%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in cooties.

Sanity is frowned upon, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into Elke and Elba, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Sovereign Jamion's name on an hourly basis, and citizens are allowed to rise only to be kicked into the pit of doom based on their own merits. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive GRO's eyes and progressive nuclear strikes in their schools. Thembria SSR's national animal is the eldritch abomination, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is run by the state of enlighten lizard peoples, and its currency is the tears of a goddess.

Edited by NeoPacificus

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Nice! I like the lice farming part the most!

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