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Vrolondia

Vegemite

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Dear god why does this thing exist, my mouth is on fire and it's the most rancid foul thing I have ever eaten, and that's saying a lot.

It tastes like when you take a dead skunks butthole and soak it in week old beer for 3 days in the sun, then pour a table of salt onto the finished product.

The result is Vegemite, and it's Rancid, the saltiest thing I've ever eaten, and actually burns my mouth when I chew it.

WHY IS THIS A THING

Edit:

I guess it exists for Aussies to get people to try it, because then you can entertain yourself with a variety of funny faces and noises from unsuspecting tourists.

DON'T FALL FOR THE TRAP. RUN. RUN AS FAR AS YOU CAN. JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN AUSTRALIA AVOID VEGEMITE.

Edited by Vrolondia

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