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Texas Newsletter 1st Trimester 2012 Summer Edition

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Texas Newsletter 1st Trimester 2012 Summer Edition

Horde of Skeletons Attack Texas, Party Ensues

28 May 2012 – Texas was invaded by The Skeleton Army, an undead skeletal invasion force with less than sinister motives. The skeletons successfully captured an acre of land located in the Texas Prairies and Lakes region with a surprise aerial attack.

“Whoa, where'd all the supermodels come from?” said Greenspoint watching the skeletons drop from the sky.

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10000 Islands Visits Texas for a Contest of Speed

8 June 2012 – Thousands of visitors could be seen touring historical sites, dropping a few hundred tacos at outlet malls, dining out in our world famous BBQ joints, and living it up in rowdy cantinas all over Texas. These visitors arrived from 10000 Islands (10KI), and they came here for the 2012 10KI NASCAR Race, Bass Tournament & Midway held all through the second weekend of June.

“We decided to hold this year's visit at the Texas Motor Speedway!” said Big Tex. Visitors stayed at the swanky 10000 Islands Resort, Spa & Fishing Center located on the speedway grounds. “That accommodation looks amazing!” said -Land-, 10KI guest.

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