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Corrupt a wish!

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Here's how the game works: The first person will make a positive wish, and the next person will grant that wish but turn it into a disaster. The second person then makes the next wish, and the cycle repeats itself.

Example:

1st Person: "I wish for some tea."

2nd Person: "Granted, but the tea is laced with poison, and you end up in a coma."

I'll start,

I wish for a new phone.

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Your wish is granted. You attempt to dial your friend, but notice too late that it is not a phone at all, but a detonator. A small third-world nation explodes.

I wish that I don't get shot on duty.

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Granted, the previously fatal bullet misses you, but hits the world's stockpile of nuclear weapons (they're all in one big pile, very convenient that way) that you were defending, and blows up the world.

I wish I had my own personal Leoben cylon =3 (A specific Battlestar Galactica request, sorry ^_^)

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Your wish is granted, but then I shoot it. A lot. Then burn it. A lot.

I wish that I finally got the motivation to beat Morrowind!

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Granted, but in the time it took you to beat it, a million cooler games were released and you're now even farther behind in your gaming career.

I wish I could reach the stars, and give 'em all to yoooou (XD I do so enjoy song lyrics)

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Granted, but before you give'em to someone you die due to incineration.

I wish you didn't suck. *ahem* :P

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Granted, but then you start sucking.

I wish YOU didn't suck XD

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Your wish is granted, but Soviet Russia rises again.

I wish that I don't get bored of games so fast...

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Granted, but then you become a cylon from being around too many electronics.

I wish they made spherical tissue boxes.

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Granted, but they always roll just out of your reach. Always.

I wish I had a hammer and sickle.

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Granted, but they can never ever physically be put together. Not even close to each other.

I wish I had a large delicious sandwich right now.

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I ate it.

I wish your wishes didn't suck.

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Granted, but it comes at the cost of poor humor.

I wish for a leaf blower.

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Granted, but it actually sucks. You get sucked into it and eventually thrown into an incinerator.

I wish that I didn't have to leave in a week and a half.

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Granted, but then....ARTILLERY IN YOUR AREA! And then Kenosha becomes crater shaped. Very big artillery.

I wish I had huge artillery.

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Granted, but it backfires, destroying half of Wisconsin.

I wish that the computer players in SC4 weren't so *expletive* cheap.

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Granted, but then Nightmare starts wearing dresses.

I wish I could defeat you in SC4.

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I'd grant that, but it's impossible.

I wish that I could get a good wish next time.

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Granted, but it probably leads to paradoxes, cliches and doom.

I wish I could control time.

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Granted, but you cause time paradoxes and cause time to implode in on itself.

I wish that I could control the weather!

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Granted, but then you realize that's really lame.

I wish I could destroy all mosquitoes ever.

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Granted, but the Earth's ecosystem collapses, killing all life on the planet.

I wish that my thumb stopped hurting!

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Granted, but then your right pinky toe starts hurting.

I wish my right pinky toe didn't hurt.

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Granted, but you explode.

I wish I could think of a wish...seriously, I'm all out.

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Granted, but then this topic goes on forever.

I wish that someone else would post a wish lol

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