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Psychological test?

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Just a something that I found, though its a test it's primarily serving as a test of my translation abilities. In other words if it still makes sense than its a success.

TEST 1

>>>

>>> This is a story of a young girl...

>>> At her mothers funeral she noticed a young man that she never met before. She thought him amazing, even perfect, basically the man of her dreams. It was love at first sight.

A few days later she killed her sister.

>>> The Question: Why?

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> DO NOT GO LOWER TO READ THE ANSWER.

Think about what you think the answer is.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> Answer:

>>>

>>> She hoped the man would show up at her sister’s funeral....

>>>

>>>

>>> If you answered the above question correctly you think like a psychopath.

>>>

>>>

>>> American psychologists to try to understand the murderers mind first conducted this test.

>>>

>>> About 80 % of convicted murders gave the correct answer.

>>>

>>> If you didn’t get the right answer, good for you and those around you.

>>>

>>> If your friends get the right answer I suggest you start avoiding them.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

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>>>

>>>

>>> TEST 2

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> Conduct the following test in 10 seconds, otherwise it doesn’t count.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> Count the “F’s” in the following.

>>>

>>> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

>>> FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-

>>> SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-

>>> IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE

>>> EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

>>> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> OK?

>>> Do not go further till you’re done!

>>> OK?

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> How many? Three?

>>> Wrong, there are six.

>>> Count them again, slowly.

>>> Explanation?

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> The brain is incapable of noticing “OF”.

>>> Interesting isn’t it?

>>> Those who count six “F’s” in ten seconds are usually geniuses (you were lucky).

>>>

>>> Four or five – above average. 3 – normal.

>>> Less than 3 and you need to get glasses.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> TEST 3

>>> Ever wondered if your brain is abnormal?

>>> The following test, done correctly, may just answer that question.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> Follow the instructions.

>>> Answer the following questions as quickly as possible. Do not do the next until you answer the previous. You don’t have to write them down.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> What is the sum of:

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 15+6

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 3+56

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 89+2

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 12+53

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 75+26

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 25+52

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 63+32

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> No complaining!

>>> Good Luck!!

>>>

>>>

>>> 123+5

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> QUICK!!! THINK OF A TOOL AND COLOUR!!!

>>> Go a bit further down.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> Further down.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> Bit more...

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> You thought of a red hammer?

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> If not than you are part of 2% of the worlds population. 98% thinks about a red hammer after this test.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> TEST 4

>>>

>>> Right foot intelligence test.

>>>

>>> Ready?

>>>

>>>

>>> 1.- OK. Sitting at a desk lift your right foot from the floor. Make a circle with going clockwise.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 2.- While doing the above try to draw a figure 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot changed direction, didn’t it?

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 3. - Try it again...

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 4. -Check if your friends can do it.

>>> >>>

>>>

>>>

>>> 5.-Remember, the foot has to go clockwise!

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> TEST 5

>>>

>>>

>>> The Pig Test.

>>>

>>>

>>> NO CHEATING!!

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> This test is actually enjoyable:))

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> Take a white sheet of paper and draw a pig.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> No going further till you draw that pig!!!!

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> NO CHEATING!!!

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> DRAW IT!!!

>>>

>>>

>>> READY? YOU SURE?

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> The pig represents your mentality.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> If you drew it:

>>>

>>> * At the top of the card: You’re rather an optimist.

>>>

>>> * Middle of the card: realist.

>>>

>>> * Closer to the bottom: Pessimist.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> * If the pig is looking to the left: You believe in traditions. You’re friendly and you find it easy to remember anniversaries and birthdays.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> * If the pig is looking right: Than you’re an inventor and active. But youre not all that attached to family and don’t pay much attention to dates, birthdays etc.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> * If the pig is looking at you:

>>> Than you’re direct, the devils defendant and not afraid of confrontation in discussions.

>>>

>>>

>>> * If you gave the piggy a lot of details than you’re an analytic, calm and distrustful.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> * If you didn’t give the pig too many details than you’re emotional, naïve, not very methodical and you take risks.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> * If you drew less than four legs: than you hesitate or your undergoing great changes in your life.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> * If you gave the pig four legs: You are confident, stubborn and hold true to you’re values.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> * If you drew more than four legs: You’re an idiot.

>>>

>>>

>>> * The size of the pigs ears represent you’re ability to listen to others.

>>>

>>> * Length of the tail: It reflects of your sexual relations: The longer the better.

>>>

>>>

>>> OK ,

>>> Who forgot to draw the tail?

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> No, you can’t redo this test...

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I've seen this before, but the hammer part always gets me. Although I thought of an orange hammer this time when I took it.

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Yep, I certainly do represent this meager minority.

Apart from that, I do wonder who got the first question right. If someone did, that would be VERY eerie

Edited by Coloterra

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If it makes anyone feel better about admitting it than I did get the first question right.

I also have little trouble in forseeing what badguys in movies and real life (though if-course in RL people will differ in what they believe to be evil) will do next...

Scary isn't it?

And no, I havn't killed or miamed anyone... yet :P

Edited by Slavian Republics

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I got yellow wrench...:P

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Ahh, two others who are also in the same psychological minority ;)

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I've seen this before, but the hammer part always gets me. Although I thought of an orange hammer this time when I took it.

Well, this is the first time I've ever taken this test, and I thought of an orange hammer, too.

Seriously, Dinner Roll, get out of my head. It's creepy. :P

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Well, this is the first time I've ever taken this test, and I thought of an orange hammer, too.

Seriously, Dinner Roll, get out of my head. It's creepy. :P

I also thought of an orange hammer.

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for the tool question I got purple hammer. Blah? Apparently 2% of people are populating Yggdrasil :P

As for the first question I had the Idea as I was scrolling down...

And for the pig question I drew one and a half ears >.<, both somewhat big, though not too big. Tail was pretty long... Though I'm a virgin :rain:

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