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Sir Vant O. DePeople

Mmmm... Trout. Majestic Hyperbole is open for business

Trout. Many people would call it the most beautiful genus of fish in the world. Fresh and delicious, packed with protein and essential fatty acids, farm fresh trout may be the perfect food. And there's no better environment for trout farming than the Jingoistic States of Majestic Hyperbole. With fast-rushing crystal clear streams feeding deep pristine alpine lakes, it's the kind of place other farm-raised fish can only dream of. And the scrumptious flavor of a Hyperbole Farms trout is something you'll be dreaming about long after your last delicious bite.

Right now, the Jingoistic States of Majestic Hyperbole are extending the opportunity for all nations across the world to bring the culinary experience and tradition of fresh farmed trout to your own dinner tables. Good rains and a long breeding season mean we have plenty of delectable trout to export, and the range of economic incentives we're now offering make this the perfect time to negotiate a trade agreement. Why not stop by and visit our Minister of Economic Development, Stu Pendous-Zellar and work out a deal today? The trout dinner is on us!

Farm-raised trout… you'll be thankful for a tank-full. :thumbup:

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Trout. Many people would call it the most beautiful genus of fish in the world. Fresh and delicious, packed with protein and essential fatty acids, farm fresh trout may be the perfect food. And there's no better environment for trout farming than the Jingoistic States of Majestic Hyperbole. With fast-rushing crystal clear streams feeding deep pristine alpine lakes, it's the kind of place other farm-raised fish can only dream of. And the scrumptious flavor of a Hyperbole Farms trout is something you'll be dreaming about long after your last delicious bite.

Right now, the Jingoistic States of Majestic Hyperbole are extending the opportunity for all nations across the world to bring the culinary experience and tradition of fresh farmed trout to your own dinner tables. Good rains and a long breeding season mean we have plenty of delectable trout to export, and the range of economic incentives we're now offering make this the perfect time to negotiate a trade agreement. Why not stop by and visit our Minister of Economic Development, Stu Pendous-Zellar and work out a deal today? The trout dinner is on us!

Farm-raised trout… you'll be thankful for a tank-full. :thumbup:

Mmmm... Trout... *Snaps out of the daze* Huh? What? Where? Trout? TROUT!?! We at Vrolondia are Very, Very fond of this fish. and will like to set up a deal to get a few, juicy, delicious mouthfulls of that great, great fish :beer::yawn:

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Mmmm... Trout... *Snaps out of the daze* Huh? What? Where? Trout? TROUT!?! We at Vrolondia are Very, Very fond of this fish. and will like to set up a deal to get a few, juicy, delicious mouthfulls of that great, great fish :beer::yawn:

A nation that loves trout is like a placid port on a storm-driven sea, and Vrolondia is like one of those, but with a big shiny lighthouse, and a warf made of soft rubber that cushions the soles of the sailors who walk on it. The culinary refinement of your people is exceeded only by the brilliance of your diplomats. Let us negotiate a trade pact!

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I would be happy to create a trade agreement :D

How Much per pound? I will not go above 1 or below .50 florins/lb

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I would be happy to create a trade agreement :D

How Much per pound? I will not go above 1 or below .50 florins/lb

You negotiate with the wisdom and finesse of Solomon; only better, because of you have already demonstrated your additional culinary discernment! Although ours is stil but a developing economy, we are nonetheless able to offer the fair and equitable price of a mere .82 florins per pound.

Our fisheries are stocked and out ships are ready to sail!

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