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Greater Tern

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About Greater Tern

  • Rank
    Medal Hog, Apparently

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    http://www.squidoo.com/clannad-wiki
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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    Cittàgazze, Greater Tern

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  • Nation Name
    Nous maintiendrons!
  • Nation Motto
    Credit
  • National Animal
    Magpie
  1. Greater Tern

    Count to 10,000!

    2940
  2. Greater Tern

    Last one to post here wins.

    It merely plays O Fortuna in that case. You only need to press it once if you want some explosions.
  3. Greater Tern

    Ruler of the world! <(^.^<)

    Well, you could've confused us and then took over the world, y'know.
  4. Greater Tern

    hollaaa♥

    Hi there Smed! Glad to see that you chose Yggdrasil as your home here in NS. :D
  5. Greater Tern

    Word Association

    grope
  6. Greater Tern

    The "You're Banned" game

    Banned as Axe has a greater tendency to repel women, not unlike how the American Active Denial System is designed to repel the masses.
  7. Greater Tern

    Last one to post here wins.

    *shows a big, red button to everyone* Now, let me explain the rules to everyone: if I press this button, the universe shall simply be annihilated by whichever deity you believe in (if, of course, you do not believe in such a deity, then consider me as your personal deity :3). Therefore, in order to save your skins, you must immediately relinquish your rule over the universe and give it to me. All hail Greater Tern!
  8. Greater Tern

    Guess who will post next

    Sadly, no. Our dear Chancellor will post next.
  9. Greater Tern

    Three Word Story

    In the beginning was a huge mountain of mithril from the moon! It rested alone while angels from the planet earth watched over it with the utmost care and respect. The angels were beaming with beauty and shining purple, blue, green and orange plastic buttons. The mithril mountain was shinier than a burnt potato wrapped in foil and covered in several layers of hot, steamy, juicy butter and cream. However, in the deepest reaches of space, there was an evil gnome, who lived in a magical land full of cute, yet extremely deadly, crest whitening strips. His sole purpose was to wrap presents for every person whose life had been destroyed in the tragic Bunny Explosion of the previous year. There was also a present for the president of Deluded Fruitcakes Anonymous -- a giant shiny Purple lemming of unimaginable power and unquestionable evil. In a very dark Bread box far away from the clutches of Lionheart stood Vrolondia and his toy soldiers. Veilyonia then decided to make a giant three eyed duck robot. It was very Shiny and liked to watch reruns of The Transformers. It was engaged with 503 other robots commanded by Vrolondia. One day, a vicious long haired mofo, named Gagasinskii by his former gang leader, asked what's up with the sky? How the hell am I going to eat my sandwich? There is no more hope for the duck robot, who fell from the top of the greek island where he was shining his new toy car when a rabid hairball crashed into him and sent him to Disneyland, with three pounds of Supersized squirrel bacon in his circuits. "Oh, my!" said Gagasinskii when he saw Oskr frowning at his burning super-sized tail, and desperately trying to preserve the flame by pouring oil on nearby lifeforms which caused everything to greatly resemble a giant meatball planet. They renamed Gagasinskii's pet dog to something less accepted then his previous name. It was way to drop prepositions randomly on top of in senseless strings of nothing. Next week, Gagasinskii will replicate into several pieces of slimy melted army men, which will attack flying acorn monsters causing them to fall about randomly. He will also cycle around circles on the planet in an attempt so vain and stupid that he bowed to Trav-Coch. The Army Men kept wondering what rocks felt when daa dee doo attacks them at the place where nobody willingly goes. While they sat awaiting their cake covered with delicious chocolate covered ants, nuclear water balloons, and flaming rodents, they thought about Goddess Relief Office destroying all of the raider nations, then they realized that she would prefer to eat Mochi ice cream with chocolate sprinkles, instead. So they decided to go to the place where nothing grows, except giant cauliflower. La la land, was a very humid this morning, With giant ants that breath fire their giant wings could cause tornados. With one look from Wordy, Zybodia's hand reached out, tender and Majestically, and touched her smooth face that suddenly grew into GRO's evil twin. GRO then decided that is was quite terrible so she killed Oskr in a fit of divine wrath that reached the heavens of Yggdrasil and the outer reaches of space as well as Greater Tern and 300 nasty lemmings. Said lemmings were cute until you fed them turnips that came from Rasputin's back garden. That would cause the lemmings to jump off cliffs near to the magical fountain of marshmallow piglets which would never dream of electric sheep. It was impossible to generate enough marshmallow to feed the entire planet but brussels sprouts can fill the gap left by the otherwise struggling nations that were unceremoniously removed by the Chancellor himself. This allowed everybody except Greater Tern to escape the wrath of the cuddly white kittens and their evil blank stares that drill right through your precious soul and your wallet. Immediately following the terrifying onset of the holiday of
  10. Greater Tern

    Count to 10,000!

    2938
  11. Greater Tern

    Ruler of the world! <(^.^<)

    You do have a point there; in fact, your point is as pointy as the sword I`m about to lunge at your throat! *slits, rules the world*
  12. Greater Tern

    Three Word Story

    In the beginning was a huge mountain of mithril from the moon! It rested alone while angels from the planet earth watched over it with the utmost care and respect. The angels were beaming with beauty and shining purple, blue, green and orange plastic buttons. The mithril mountain was shinier than a burnt potato wrapped in foil and covered in several layers of hot, steamy, juicy butter and cream. However, in the deepest reaches of space, there was an evil gnome, who lived in a magical land full of cute, yet extremely deadly, crest whitening strips. His sole purpose was to wrap presents for every person whose life had been destroyed in the tragic Bunny Explosion of the previous year. There was also a present for the president of Deluded Fruitcakes Anonymous -- a giant shiny Purple lemming of unimaginable power and unquestionable evil. In a very dark Bread box far away from the clutches of Lionheart stood Vrolondia and his toy soldiers. Veilyonia then decided to make a giant three eyed duck robot. It was very Shiny and liked to watch reruns of The Transformers. It was engaged with 503 other robots commanded by Vrolondia. One day, a vicious long haired mofo, named Gagasinskii by his former gang leader, asked what's up with the sky? How the hell am I going to eat my sandwich? There is no more hope for the duck robot, who fell from the top of the greek island where he was shining his new toy car when a rabid hairball crashed into him and sent him to Disneyland, with three pounds of Supersized squirrel bacon in his circuits. "Oh, my!" said Gagasinskii when he saw Oskr frowning at his burning super-sized tail, and desperately trying to preserve the flame by pouring oil on nearby lifeforms which caused everything to greatly resemble a giant meatball planet. They renamed Gagasinskii's pet dog to something less accepted then his previous name. It was way to drop prepositions randomly on top of in senseless strings of nothing. Next week, Gagasinskii will replicate into several pieces of slimy melted army men, which will attack flying acorn monsters causing them to fall about randomly. He will also cycle around circles on the planet in an attempt so vain and stupid that he bowed to Trav-Coch. The Army Men kept wondering what rocks felt when daa dee doo attacks them at the place where nobody willingly goes. While they sat awaiting their cake covered with delicious chocolate covered ants, nuclear water balloons, and flaming rodents, they thought about Goddess Relief Office destroying all of the raider nations, then they realized that she would prefer to eat Mochi ice cream with chocolate sprinkles, instead. So they decided to go to the place where nothing grows, except giant cauliflower. La la land, was a very humid this morning, With giant ants that breath fire their giant wings could cause tornados. With one look from Wordy, Zybodia's hand reached out, tender and Majestically, and touched her smooth face that suddenly grew into GRO's evil twin. GRO then decided that is was quite terrible so she killed Oskr in a fit of divine wrath that reached the heavens of Yggdrasil and the outer reaches of space as well as Greater Tern and 300 nasty lemmings. Said lemmings were cute until you fed them turnips that came from Rasputin's back garden. That would cause the lemmings to jump off cliffs near to the magical fountain of marshmallow piglets which would never dream of electric sheep. It was impossible to generate enough marshmallow to feed the entire planet but brussels sprouts can fill the gap left by the otherwise struggling nations that were unceremoniously removed by the Chancellor himself. This allowed everybody except Greater Tern to escape the wrath of the cuddly white kittens and their evil blank stares that drill right through your precious soul
  13. Greater Tern

    Last one to post here wins.

    No, Miss Ronnie, you do not win; the actual fact is that I am the unchallenged champion of our dear universe.
  14. Greater Tern

    Fortunately, Unfortunately

    Unfortunately, you haven't been paying your bills, so you do not have the electricity to power your....hey, wait, what happened to the TV? Oh right. Unfortunately, it has also been foreclosed by your local bank.
  15. Greater Tern

    Guess who will post next

    Unfortunately, no. Ronnie, perhaps?
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