Bilge Rat Ronnie

3641

Banned for being upset that someone did what you did.

She drew up to them, shoved her hands in her pockets and asked, "is there a college around here somewhere? Is there anything?"

Congratulations! Your bathroom has rhinoplastic surgery and now smells most excellently. Unfortunately, with its new keen sense of smell, it refuses to allow anyone to use it for its intended purpose. I wish I didn't have hiccups.

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3637 pieces of eight

Banned for running rings around yourself.

Banned for using big words.

Snags crown from Vrolandia. I'd like to thank my parents, my agent, my scurvy crew....

Not you! Me!

Oh, yes, please! Beer?

Nope, I am not and have never been Vrolandia. However, I suspect Vrolandia might be next.

Sends army of squirrels in to snatch scepter and crown from ST. I rule.

3633 (bottles of rum on the wall)

I win!