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  1. NewTexas


    Howdy Yggdrasil! We Brought Donuts! And Slim Jims!
  2. NewTexas

    Special Update on GRO, January 2014

    Thank you for the update GRO! All of Texas has been concerned about you and you have lots of friends there. We appreciate the explanation and are very sorry to hear about your health problems. We know how that can make even the simplest of daily tasks difficult. It sounds like you have rounded a major corner and are making changes that will only increase your quality of life. That is a good thing! We wish you the best Buddy!
  3. Available in PDF [] / Word []. Tuesday, October 29 - Texans were attacked by reanimated corpses while on their way home. According to eyewitnesses, these corpses targeted commuters stuck in traffic. The bodies of the fatally wounded came back to life just minutes after death. The disease spread quickly across densely populated areas. People barricaded themselves inside office buildings and shopping centers where they spent the night. Police remove a zombie from the NewAustin City Hall. Several government and school buildings went into lockdown moments after the outbreak occurred. An emergency taskforce named the Texas Biological Defense Initiative was assigned to coordinate a unified response to the existing threat. All public safety and emergency management organizations were asked to follow all of TBDI's recommendation to research a cure and prevent any unnecessary loss of life. "Must perform research," said Louisa Connolly-Burnham. "On the grounds that Texas may not wish to be wiped out I went for the cure. Despite my inclination to break out the chainsaw :D ," said Cerberion Minor. Eventually, a cure was found and Texas went into distribution mode. According to top strategists, placing the cure in missiles was the most logical way to dispense the anti-virus. "Next step in missile tech," according to Holy smokers. Texas Defense Force reservists arrive near a parking garage where hundreds of citizens were left stranded after seeking shelter from a horde of zombies. With the Never-Ending Coffee Urn operating 24-hours, Texans worked tirelessly throughout the day and into the night targeting infected populations. "I've got cure missiles!" said Lichian. "Who should I aim it at?" By the afternoon of day two, Texas became 100% zombie free. Texans were able to rest easy knowing that the infection had been completely eradicated. "Congratulations Texas! We did it! Texas is Zombie Free all due to your hard work and perseverance!" said NewTexas. See a whole lot more in our Download: PDF [] / Word [] Friday, November 1 - The Fair of Texas reached a record breaking number of visitors as 10KIslanders stopped by for a weekend visit. "I know NewTexas said that you're not getting invaded by 10000 Islands, but with the great showing of 10KI people I think we might be proving him wrong," said Ananke. "Hope you all don't mind. :D " Visitors were immediately greeted with piles of barbecued meats and vegetables. "Oh my! That B-B-Q looks delightful," said Land, taking one of everything. "I love me some of that B-B-Q," said Witchcraft and Sorcery. "But I think I'll wait on it until after I go through the rides." 10KIslanders were treated to an assortment of fried foods including fried bacon, funnel cake, fried spaghetti and meatballs, fried butter and corny dogs! Texas had set up numerous rides on the fair grounds. Some calmer rides like the giant Ferris wheel for the entire family, and some super fast ones like the Wild Mouse coaster guaranteed to make you lose your lunch. "The Wild Mouse will jerk your brain right out through your ear!" said Big Tex. "Not into that much violence in your amusement needs? No Prob! Plenty of Texas Painted Ponies are going round and round at a merry pace and you don't even have to feed them." Fried food stands opened throughout the park selling bizarre and delicious foods like fried peanut butter and jelly, fried butter, fried Nutella®, fried grilled cheese, fried biscuit and gravy, fried bubblegum and the ultimate fried dessert of the fair... fried chocolate chip burrito! 10KIslanders were also treated to Oktoberfest in Texas with gallons of beer flowing from ginormous barrels. The celebration went on into the night with the sounds of polka music heard throughout the fair. On the third and final day of the visit, our own Secretary of Defense Amandil opened up a self-serve Blue Bell® ice cream bar with 30 different flavors. "Texas sure is spoiling us, I'm not going to need to eat again for weeks!" said Ater Nox, scooping various flavors of ice cream onto a cone. 10KIslanders celebrate Oktoberfest in Texas with plenty of fräuleins und bier, polkas, fräuleins und bier, würst, and did I mention fräuleins und bier? With the weekend winding down, 10KIslanders began their preparations for their journey back to 10000 Islands. The Texas International Airport was ready with extra wide metal detectors and jumbo jets with larger seats. "The visit has been a great adventure. But sadly it is that time again," said Conjoined Empire. "We bid our allies and friends adieu, and wish you the best of luck." "Happy Trails 10000 Islanders!" said Big Tex. "We hope you enjoyed your stay! We certainly enjoyed your visit! Stop by any time friends!" And with that, the Islanders made their way back, with fond memories still fresh in their minds, and a slightly larger waistline than what they had before arriving. See a whole lot more in our Download: PDF [] / Word [] General Assembly Resolutions July 2013 Ombudsmen Act - Against Invasive Species Response Act - For Rights of Neutral States - Against Foreign Trademark Recognition - For Repeal "On Abortion" - For Reducing Automobile Emissions - For August 2013 Nuclear Proliferation Accords - Against Repeal "Invasive Species Response Act" - For Stopping Invasive Species - Against Repeal "Access to Science in Schools" - For Rainforest Protection Act - Against Unwed Parenthood Act - Against Responsible Parenthood Act - Against September 2013 Establishing Principles of War - Against Chemical Weapons Convention - Against Repeal "Rainforest Protection Act" - For Uranium Mining Standards Act - Against Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act" - Against Repeal "Language Preservation" - For October 2013 On International Peacekeeping - Against Repeal "Animal Protection Act" - For Chemical Weapons Protocol - For Sensible Limits on Hunting - For General Assembly Resolutions July 2013 Commend SkyDip - Against Condemn New Edom - Against August 2013 Commend A Slanted Black Stripe - For Condemn Lolloh - Against Condemn The New Inquisition - For Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny" - Against Repeal "Condemn The Black Riders" - Against September 2013 Condemn The Dourian Embassy - Against Commend Francos Spain - Against Commend the Pacific - Against Commend Mousebumples - For October 2013 Commend Christian Democrats - Against Condemn Mallorea and Riva - Against Condemn Gest - Against Staff Editor-in-Chief: Richard Editor: Big Tex Catch up on past newsletters! 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  4. NewTexas

    New Ambassador

    Congratulations Mr. Ambassador!
  5. NewTexas

    It's Founding Day!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! Way to Yggdrasil! Big ol' Texas-sized Congratulations from Texas! Let's Get This Party Started! Funny Hats For Everyone! The Lone Star Express Beerwagon is in Yggdrasil! Don't Drink Too Much Or We Will Make You Wear A Real Funny Hat! To Help Ensure That Does Happen - Tacos! (With Actual Vegan Tacos Too) ! We will be back as the festivities progress!
  6. As the author of the NSDossier Tool, but it has no probs with Yggdrasil: http://nsdossier.texasregion.net/main.aspx?region=yggdrasil PS: Even Evil Pandas of Torment shows a rate of exchange equal to: 2.6797 humans' body parts = $1
  7. NewTexas

    Welcoming Party!

    Well if it is big you want, then how about some: Texas-sized Burgers! 1000% Bigger Than Normal Burgers!®
  8. NewTexas

    Welcoming Party!

    The Yggdrasil Diplomatic Mission is up and running here Pleased to meet you RedIron! We look forward to welcoming you to Texas.
  9. NewTexas

    Welcoming Party!

    No new alliance would be complete without a party! CONGRATULATIONS!!! Let's get the party started! We will set up the Texas-sized tents first! We will need a Beer tent! The Lone Star Express 18-Wheeler will be on hand! And the Texas FajitaMobile will be providing the Good Eats! Cheers to Yggdrasil!
  10. Hope to be working with you soon Texas tell me how I can make your stay here enjoyable

  11. From the Texas Department of State: Greetings Citizens of Yggdrasil and Citizens of Texas! It is our great pleasure to announce that Texas has entered into a formal diplomatic relationship with the great region of Yggdrasil. After considerable patience by the Goddess Relief Office, Jodanotopia and Zybodia, we are happy that Texas and Yggdrasil are entering an agreement to share hospitality and information. Texas and Yggdrasil have many similar opinions about the world and the citizens of their respective regions and this relationship should be a nice fit. We encourage all Texans to welcome them by posting a message in our Texas Department of State in the new Yggdrasil Diplomatic Mission offsite and feel free to check their offsite forum here: http://www.half-hp.net/yggforums . Kudos also go to the fine citizens of Yggdrasil! They are truly a nice region. If you wish to visit Yggdrasil, we are sure you will find a warm welcome! The borders are always open. We look forward to a long and lasting friendship between our regions. Long Live Yggdrasil! Long Live Texas! Big Tex President of Texas
  12. Good to see you here. We'll get the Texas embassy constructed shortly.